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Auto Fellatio - 7 Tips on Mastering the Art of Self-Sucking!

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Be honest. If you could suck your own dick, wouldn't you? Well, by the time you finish reading this auto fellatio article, you will be well on your way to mastering the art of self-sucking.

3 Factors in Being Able to Auto Fellatio:

  • Spine/ Neck flexibility
  • spine length
  • erection length

Okay, now let me go over each of these factors can tell you how to improve them so that you can be successfully practicing auto fellatio in no time. You can work on just one but doing them all at the same time, if you can, will great speed up the time it takes to learn the art of selfsucking.

Warning: Consult your physician and a qualified yoga professional to make sure you do this poses correctly. When dealing with your spine and neck, extreme caution must be exercised to avoid serious injury.

Spine & neck Flexibility

Improving the flexibility of your spine/ neck is probably the factor that will give you the most bang for your buck in learning to self suck. Fortunately, there is a long-tested, safe way to improve your spinal flexibility using yoga.

Specifically, there are three poses (asanas) do the trick most directly:

  • The plow - this posture most directly trains you towards learning to practice auto fellatio. Over time, practicing this posture will drastically improve both your neck and spine flexibility. If you're not very flexible, begin placing your toes on a chair or sofa rather than trying to touch them to the floor right away. Here's the posture:

  • cobra - this posture seeks to counterbalance what's done with the plow posture and helps to build spine flexibility in the opposite direction.

Spine Length:

Spinal length is not as important as spine and neck flexibility. But when every little bit counts, working all on improving your overall spinal length can get you to suck in your own dick that much faster.

While the length of your spine is pretty much genetically determined, there are exercises that help to maximize the length of your spine:

  • downward facing dog

Erection Length:

This is probably the most obvious and most overemphasized factor. While having a 12 inch penis will greatly improve your ability to auto fellatio, it's not required and there are ways to maximize your penis size. And let's face it, every centimeter of length you can muster, get you that much closer to your first mind-blowing orgasm using your own mouth!

Here are 4 ways to Maximize Your Erection Length

There you have it...Follow any or all of these steps and soon you'll be bragging to all you jealous friend about your unbelievable auto fellatio skills. (Once you learn how to self suck, why not try learning to self fuck yourself...)

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How to Self Fuck Yourself - A Man's Guide

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How can a man get fucked and fuck at the same time? It's called the anal self fuck? And it's easier than you think. It just takes practice and determination!

So why should you be interested in learning to Go Fuck Your Self ? Here are a few reasons:

  • You can self fuck bareback with no risk of disease

  • You get the best of both worlds at the same time

  • Have two types of orgasms at once: a dick orgasm and a prostate orgasm...Intense

  • You control everything so you get it exactly how you like it at the perfect time

  • Bragging rights...I mean, who do you know that can do this...lol

So here's how to self fuck:

  • Slightly arouse yourself to the point of having a semi-erection

  • With your left hand (assuming you're right-handed), cup the area under your balls, making sure that your balls are not being crushed...And with the right hand, stroke your dick to maintain a semi-erection.

  • Slowly and carefully, begin to pull your entire balls area up and clockwise while at the same time, move your dick clockwise down. This is where the practice and determination comes in...This will be a slow process but fully worth it.

  • Eventually, you will be able to safely twist your dick and balls in such way as to have them swap positions: you dick down, pointing towards your asshole and your balls up.

  • Make sure you're well lubed and "ready"

  • Have fun!

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So the next time one tell you to "Go Fuck Your Self", you can just smile back and say, "I will!"

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