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HEY! It’s a fact … 98% of all us guys pull that ruby rod. (The other 2% are liars!)

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Since we all do it – why make it boring? I mean, the “old slow hand” is fine … up to a point. But face it, wouldn’t you like to put some pizzazz back into those solo flying times?

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